Carnival Cruise Line
Carnival Liberty Cruise Review
Grand Mediterranean - Transatlantic
John Wilson
Age: 44
Occupation: Computer Programmer
Number of Cruises: 6
Sailing Date: October 22nd, 2006
As promised, here’s my review of the ship. If you want the full review/BLOG it’s
here: http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=447527. This part of my
review will be limited to the shipboard experience only.
For those of you that have not sailed on a Conquest class ship, they are BIG.
Statistics from Carnival’s website are here: http://www.carnival.com/CMS/Onboard_Activities/Liberty-Onboard_Exp.aspx
I was attracted to the Grand Med and Transatlantic cruise for the itinerary.
I’ve never sailed on a mega-ship. I had read a lot, good and bad, about the
experience. As they say “don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.” Well, I tried
it. For those readers that only want to hear good things, or can’t stand anyone
expressing a negative opinion of their beloved Carnival, stop reading now.
The outward appearance of Carnival Liberty is that of a soviet-era apartment
building with a funnel and pointy bow stuck on. Absolutely no thought or effort
went into making it a good-looking ship. None. Sadly, this is the current trend
in ship design.
Embarkation was a breeze. I got to the ship around 3:00 PM and was onboard in
five minutes.
Cabin 8209, inside cat 4E, was quite nice. I was traveling solo so there was
adequate space. Nice sized bathroom, shower only, with lots of shelves around
the vanity mirror. Everything was very clean and in working order. The beds were
together, but there was a noticeable hump in the middle. There are nice, soft
cotton linens on the bed. There is one chair for seating. There are 4 drawers in
the desk/vanity area and a spot for the safe beneath the regular 17” TV. There
are 4 closets, one of which has shelves that can be folded up for more hanging
space.
Service
My cabin steward, Randall, and his assistants, Darwin and Oscar, did an
excellent job the entire 28 days. I was always greeted by name.
The servers on the Europe segment, Daniel and his assistant Sarmite, were
excellent. On the transatlantic, our servers, Desislava and her assistant
Francisco, were adequate. Both teams remembered I liked an espresso after
dinner. Michelena, hostess in Golden Olympic dining room was the nicest person
on the ship that I met. She really cares. I would hope that she is promoted to
Maitre ‘d someday. She was far nicer and genuine than Lloyd Lewis, the current
Maitre ‘d.
I found the pursers helpful and caring, especially Rowan and Chief Purser Laura.
They do try.
Bar service was very poor throughout the ship. Generally, if you wanted a drink
you had to get up and get it yourself. The exception to this was the Cabinet Bar
where the service was very good.
Lido service was very poor. The tables would go for an hour or more without
getting cleaned which made it difficult to find a table. Many times I had to
call the purser’s desk and request they send someone to clean the place up. To
their credit, they did. Silverware and condiments were almost never put on the
tables around the main pool.
Public rooms
I’d read this ship wasn’t the typical “Joe Farcus” experience. It is. Most areas
are over-the-top, overdone and garish. I watched Joe’s video explaining the
design theory – a tribute to artisans. Overall, the public spaces seemed small
for a ship this size. I’ve sailed on ship’s carrying less than half the
passengers where the public rooms are roughly the same size. The halls are
narrow and the ceilings are low. Traffic-flow is poor. This is especially
noticeable entering or exiting the elevator lobbies. I’ve posted pictures of
many of the public rooms so there is no need for a long description. The link to
my photos is in my signature.
Food
The food was the worst food ever on a cruise. I lost 4 pounds on this cruise. I
was not expecting gourmet, but I thought it would be at least as good as the
local buffet type restaurants (Old Country Buffet, Sizzler, Bonanza, etc.). A
land-based restaurant serving the caliber of food on this ship would be out of
business in short order.
Tough, flavorless meats and rubber poultry were the order of the day. I don’t
eat seafood but judging by the way my tablemates had to saw at their lobster, it
was overcooked as well. Many nights I would have to order 2 or 3 entrées to find
something edible.
The grill and sushi bar served consistently the best food on the ship.
I can count on one hand the number of meals I thought were good throughout the
28 days. The chocolate melting cake was delicious.
Entertainment
The two production shows, Rocking Broadway and Around the World, were the best
production shows at sea that I’ve seen. The costumes and staging were
outstanding.
There is no excuse for having the guest lack-of-talent show as the featured
entertainment on a cruise ship. Obviously the talent show was just another venue
for the egomaniacal John Heald to be in the spotlight.
I did not go to any of the other entertainment. After dinner I went to the
Cabinet where an excellent jazz group was featured.
The volume in almost all venues, especially around the pool, was very LOUD. It
was impossible to have a conversation without shouting.
Activities
If you like beanbag tosses, trivia, bingo, shopping talks or heavy drinking this
is the ship for you. Fortunately, I’m satisfied with a deck chair and a good
book. The only quiet area you’ll find in on deck 3, beneath the lifeboats.
Random Gripes and Compliments
The ship did not sink or break down. We made it to all our ports on schedule.
Butter, butter, who’s got the butter? It was a challenge getting butter at the
Lido buffet. Sometimes there would be the grease and chemical concoction known
as margarine available. I did speak with the head Lido chef about this, and to
his credit the situation did improve after that.
Dinning room “entertainment” – I remembered this after I booked and almost
cancelled because of it. I resolved to just leave the dining room when it
started. It got very tiresome being rushed through 4 courses in an hour and 15
minutes so service could be stopped for the ‘show’. Fortunately the practice of
dancing on the food service areas stopped after the CDC boarded.
The ports were outstanding. You can check my BLOG/review for details.
The outbreak of the norovirus on the transatlantic was handled OK. The 3rd day
of the outbreak, the largest ever reported on a cruise ship, John Heald started
making daily announcements on the PA system that it wasn’t that bad. The crew
did an excellent job of cleaning and I appreciate their efforts. I do not
understand why the beverage and continental breakfast areas remained self-serve;
it negated all the extra work of the servers in the buffet area.
Smoking areas were limited on this ship. The aft, quiet pool is entirely
non-smoking. I didn’t use the casino, but it reeked of cigarette smoke from when
passing by. Ashtrays are hard to come by; they are not put out on tables, even
in smoking areas.
One morning at the Lido buffet fried egg station, Hong told me he would not make
scrambled eggs for me, that I had to go to the other line and eat the pre-made
scrambled eggs. I tried those eggs one morning, and they are made from powdered
eggs. Horrible. I had him make me a plain omelet instead. I did go to the
purser’s desk, which spoke with the Lido chef. The request was not denied again.
I’m not a ‘pool person’ but for those of you that are, the pools are very small.
I’ve seen bathtubs on crib’s that were bigger.
Disembarkation
We docked in Ft. Lauderdale at about 5:30 AM. Customs required that the entire
crew be cleared before any passengers. That made me wonder what Carnival had
done to anger the customs officials. I’ve never seen this before. They began
letting passengers off about 9:15. My color was called at 11:30 AM. I made it
through the herds and danced off the ship at 12:30 PM.
Final Thought
Overall, I loved the ports but hated the ship. That’s what I put on my comment
cards. It’s highly unlikely I’ll recommend Carnival or sail with Carnival in the
future. My vacation time is just too valuable to risk it.