Carnival Cruise Lines
Carnival Valor Cruise Review
Western Caribbean
Suzy Lahey
Age: 54
Occupation: Manager
Number of Cruises: 9
Sailing Date: September 17th, 2006
This was my ninth cruise and my husband’s eighth. We were on a 3 day Carnival
cruise several years ago for a long weekend and it was just okay, although the
food was outstanding. The rest of our cruises have been on other lines and very
enjoyable. We chose the Carnival Valor this time because we had not been to 3 of
the 4 ports on the itinerary.
Transportation To/From the Port:
Flew into Miami airport, picked up luggage, and as we started out to get a taxi
to the port, we saw the Carnival representative who told us the Carnival shuttle
bus was there and for $28 each round trip, we could easily get right to check
in. We took it, boarded the bus, and sat for 45 minutes waiting on more people
because the bus was not full. The bus dropped us off about a block from the
terminal where porters took our luggage and then held us up for $2 per bag to
get them on the ship. We paid them and proceeded to the terminal to check in.
On the return, getting off the ship was slow and crowded, but after almost an
hour in lines, we exited the terminal with luggage to board the bus. It was full
and we were assured the next one would be there in a few minutes. We waited in
the hot sun for over an hour and had decided to find a taxi when the next bus
showed up. We were hot and thirsty as the drink machines at the terminal were
out of order.
Recommendation: Take a taxi from and to the airport. The fare for two will be
about the same as the shuttle and a lot less hassle.
The Ship:
The ship is fairly large and laid out poorly. We often found elevators that were
not working for passengers and often the ship’s crew were using the passenger
elevators, slowing them down even more. All of the dining and food areas are at
the back of the ship. The ship is gaudy with plastic eagles at the elevators and
bright signs and generally decorated cheaply and in poor taste with the
exception of a few select areas. The windows in the dining areas, lido deck,
along the rails, and the cabin portals are filthy on the outside, marring the
view. I am sure they are difficult to keep totally clean, but a good spraying
down with clean water would do wonders. It rained one afternoon and the drainage
was poor, flooding the covered area on the starboard side of the lido deck. The
ship did have a nice exercise and spa area and a Camp Carnival to help entertain
young passengers as well as a disco for teens. Other than the normal bingo, art
auctions, a few pool games and the nightly shows, there was little else for
entertaining adults.
Cabins:
We had an ocean view cabin and were very pleased with it. Plenty of closet and
shelf space with several cabinets and we were able to stow all of our belongings
and keep the cabin in good order. For a cruise cabin, it was very nice. We had a
queen bed and it was extremely comfortable with good pillows and quality linens.
We had no problem sleeping at all. The cabin was well insulated and overall
quiet.
Dining:
Overall the dining was disgusting. Broccoli, green beans, spinach or cauliflower
seemed to be put in to every dish and even those who like these particular
vegetables were complaining by the end of the week. Their prime rib was
tasteless, the rib eye was a bottom round steak, the baked potatoes were
pre-baked and not at all fresh, fluffy or hot, and most dishes were room
temperature by the time they were served. The buffet areas were even worse. The
grill served hamburgers with large pieces of grizzle in them and the pizza was
cheap tomato sauce with garlic on a piece of tough dough. We did not have a
decent, hot meal on this ship the whole week. They served the same deserts,
sometimes calling them one thing and sometimes another, but they were all the
same. We do not eat seafood, but our table mates do and said the seafood dishes
were not tasty, hot or good either. One couple from our table ate at Scarlett’s
one evening and said it was even more disgusting than the dining room and
certainly not worth the money. At least we had delightful table mates in the
dining room and made five new friends along the way.
We do not drink alcoholic beverages much, but the couple of mixed drinks we had
were watered down and poor quality. There was plenty of coffee and juice
available on the lido deck.
Service:
Except for the last day when our cabin was not made up until after 8:00 pm
although we had been out of it most of the day, the cabin was kept well stocked
and clean. There was a bar server in your face pushing watered down drinks
everywhere you went on the ship, Our waiter in the dining room got our orders
wrong as often as he got them right. One night we did decide we would like a
bottle of wine with dinner. He finally asked us after dinner but before desert
to clarify what kind of wine we ordered. We cancelled the order. The assistant
waiter was very attentive and kept our water glasses full and no problems with
him. Twice we had reason to go to the purser’s desk with questions and both
times were treated as if we were bothering them, once very rude when we asked
for debarkation papers and a comment card that our room steward failed to supply
and we had not seen him all day.
Things to Do on the Ship:
Not a lot. As mentioned earlier, they had Bingo and a few pool games and in the
evenings the shows that were not bad, but not award winning. There was a piano
player, Mario, in the cigar bar most evenings and he was relaxing to listen to.
Of course there were the art auctions at every turn. They had pay per view
movies on the cabin televisions in case you missed them on TBS last year. There
was the spa and exercise room available. There were very few places on the ship
outside but out of the sun and even fewer places that were not too noisy to have
a conversation. The lido deck had a small band play sometimes that was too loud
to enjoy and when they were not playing, they had canned music turned up too
loud to enjoy. There was no way you could sit out and enjoy and have a
conversation with your partner. Even in the dining rooms the music was too loud
and with the expected noise of dishes rattling, it was difficult to have a
conversation over dinner without shouting. There were two very small and
overcrowded pools and 4 or 5 whirlpools that were closed at least half the time
and crowded when they were open. We seldom saw any of the activity crew around
the ship – only when they were on official duty introducing an act or calling
Bingo. Kelly, the assistant, was the friendliest. Darcy, the cruise director,
was not seen by any of us unless she was on the stage giving a talk. On other
cruises we have seen the activity and entertainment people all over the ship
mingling with passengers, entertaining and conversing even when they were not on
stage.
Ports of Call:
Grand Cayman – our second trip to Grand Cayman. We had done the stingray city
and snorkeling our last trip (very enjoyable), so opted for an island tour of
the west end in the morning and snuba in the afternoon. We had an interesting
guide who seemed very knowledgeable about the island and enjoying going to Hell,
the Tortuga outlet, the turtle farm and seeing the sights. The snuba was also
fun and we did a little shopping in Georgetown, but found most items to be
pretty expensive.
Roatan – a beautiful island. We went to Gumbalinda park which is very beautiful
and well kept. We enjoyed the half hour or so bus ride to the park. We scheduled
a snorkel trip on the Jolly Roger from the park for the afternoon. When we all
got on the catamaran, they threw a rope to a small motorboat and dragged us out
about 200 yards from shore and told us the engine on the catamaran had blown so
we would have to snorkel there. They then dropped anchor right on the coral and
destroyed at least 20 years of coral growth in that area. The snorkeling was not
bad, but it was not what we paid for either. We have asked Carnival for at least
a partial refund on this excursion, but they keep pushing us from one person to
the next.
Belize – we arrived on the 25th anniversary of their independence and the entire
city was in carnival mode. Our morning city tour was cancelled due to the
traffic and impending parade, but we caught the tender to shore and hired a
private taxi for less than the ship wanted for a tour and saw the city anyway.
Our driver was very informative and knew the way to get around the crowds and we
enjoyed the tour for a couple of hours. We found a spot to watch the parade and
enjoyed watching the children getting ready, but the political speeches took too
long and we had to get back to the ship to meet our planned snorkel tour. We
went back to the ship, changed to swim suits, met in the appropriate location,
received our arm bands, sat awhile and were informed that the snorkel boat had
engine problems and the tour was cancelled. By this time we had missed the
parade and felt that by the time we went back to the cabin, changed clothes,
caught the tender and went back to the city, we would not have more than an hour
to spend before having to return to the ship. We decided on a nap as there
certainly was nothing entertaining to do on the ship.
Costa Maya – we were quite surprised at the cleanliness of the port shops at
Costa Maya. We took an area highlights and beach excursion and drove about 30
minutes to a fairly nice beach area. Our guide was funny and informative,
telling us about the area, vegetation and culture. The gorgeous turquoise water
was fairly rough, but it was beautiful. After an hour or so there, we went back
to Fisherman’s Village where there are several blocks of shops. While the shop
clerks all wanted to barter and deal as they do in Mexico, they were polite and
not pushy and never put their hands on us to pull us into their stalls as we
have experienced in other parts of Mexico. We enjoyed our day in Costa Maya and
can not find words to describe how beautiful the water was in this area.
We enjoyed our vacation overall and enjoyed the ports. We will not say this was
a terrible cruise, but it certainly was not up to the standards we have come to
expect on other cruise lines. I doubt we will book a Carnival Cruise again in
the future. Some of the other cruise lines may cost another hundred dollars per
person than Carnival, but they are well worth it in value.