Royal Caribbean Cruise Line
Jewel of the Seas Cruise Review
Eastern Caribbean
Tara Jacobs
Age: 40
Occupation: Marketing Director
Number of Cruises: 1
Sailing Date: February 10th, 2007
First of all, this was our first cruise ever,
so we really have no first-hand comparisons, but we LOVED THIS CRUISE!
We booked the Jewel of the Seas about a year in advance, in celebration
of our 10-year anniversary (February 14, 2007), and were not
disappointed. This cruise exceeded our expectations in every way.
Itinerary: This was an 8-night Eastern Caribbean itinerary with 5 ports
of call -- Puerto Rico, St. Maarten, Antigua, St. Thomas, and the
Bahamas. We had 2 days at sea well.
Embarkation: We had read so many mixed reviews about the embarkation,
but this was completely painless for us. We arrived to the port on our
hotel shuttle (we had stayed at the Hampton Inn the night before) at
1:55 p.m. Check-in was to begin at 2 p.m., but we were allowed to check
in immediately upon arrival. The entire check-in process took about 25
minutes, and we were happily on board and sitting in the Windjammer Café
by 2:25 p.m.
Stateroom: We had a balcony, stateroom 9220 to be exact. It was awesome!
The view was gorgeous, and I can’t imagine not having a balcony. We made
full use the balcony by having breakfast out there, waking to the warm
morning breezes, and retiring to the evening breezes on the balcony each
evening. The room was much larger than we had anticipated only because I
had envisioned a cramped room. However, after traveling in Europe, this
stateroom was no smaller than many European pensions we had stayed in.
There was ample room for the two of us, and we never felt cramped.
Shore Excursions: We did not take an actual excursion in San Juan.
Instead, we just walked through Old San Juan, which is walking distance
from the pier. There are many good restaurants in the area as well (we
ate at Café Berlin which is supposed to be a mixture of German and
Puerto Rican fare…but the German menu was primarily just for Sunday
brunch), and many of our fellow passengers walked up to the old Fort
from our ship. I see no reason to have to grab a cab in San Juan unless
you want to venture out of the Old San Juan area.
In St. Maarten, we took the Best of St. Maarten tour. Unfortunately, the
snorkeling portion of this trip was changed last-minute. The union
workers who operated the boat to Pinel Island were on strike, so instead
we were taken to a snorkeling spot at Oyster Bay (Dawn Beach), but it
was HORRIBLE! It was so bad that Royal Caribbean refunded 50% of our
excursion fees. The other portion of this excursion included a bus ride
to Marigot for sightseeing, and some shopping. That portion of it met
expectations, and because of our inability to snorkel at Pinel Island,
we now have a reason to go back to St. Maarten on another trip in hopes
of snorkeling there.
On Antigua we took an excursion out to Cades Reef for some snorkeling.
What a blast! We boarded a cool, fast, inflatable type of boat that felt
like we were on a fun theme park ride. Our guide gave a FABULOUS 11-mile
tour up the coast of Antigua and provided commentary on the many beaches
we passed along the way. We stopped for a photo opportunity at Georgio
Armani’s house and made our way up to the reef. The snorkeling there was
in crystal clear water. Nothing can compare to that Caribbean water! On
the way back, we stopped at a secluded beach where we enjoyed rum punch,
and some time in the sun and sand with our boat mates. There were only
about 10 of us so it was a great trip and a nice opportunity to get to
know some of our fellow shipmates from Jewel of the Seas.
At St. Thomas we took the Ultimate Island Experience excursion which
began with a 2-hour beach visit to Magen’s Bay, one of the top beaches
in the world! It was beautiful! Some beachgoers saw a big sea turtle in
shallow water, and while we never saw the turtle, we did see a school of
fish swimming in knee-deep water. We enjoyed the beautiful sun, sand,
and clear water, and took the time to relax in a beach lounge chair.
Following the beach portion of the excursion, we got back onto our bus
and took a ride to Blackbeard’s Hill with a visit to the pirate statues.
We didn’t have a ton of interest in this, but it was such a beautiful
view from the hill that it is worth the visit just to climb to the top
of the lookout tower and take photographs. From there, we shuttled down
to the shopping area in St. Thomas where we enjoyed a nice lunch and
shopped the many local tents and stores.
In Nassau, Bahamas we went on the Stingray Adventure tour and spent time
at the beach. I was a little apprehensive to swim with stingrays
initially, but after having seen the brave children in the water, I knew
I could handle it. We were probably in the water with the stingrays for
about an hour and a half, and took some time to snorkel in the enclosed
area to see the stingrays “hiding” in the sand at the bottom. They are
slimy creatures, but friendly (especially since their barbs had been
removed). We got to feed them squid, but it was an interesting
experience trying to feed them while fish would come up and snatch food
out of our hands. It was great, and I would recommend the experience to
anyone! The Bahamas was beautiful, and on our next trip there we will
probably take a trip over to the Atlantis resort.
The days at sea on Jewel of the Seas were spent watching a belly flop
contest, horse-racing (not real horses) contest, playing BINGO (I
haven’t played BINGO since elementary school) and laying by the pool.
Pool chairs go really quickly on ‘at sea’ days, and to get one, you need
to be at the pool around 8-8:15 a.m. or plan on a shady spot. Otherwise,
the chairs tend to free up again about 2 p.m. and you can get some prime
spots.
Spa: I purchased a ‘port day special’ the morning of our Puerto Rico
stop, and went to the spa in the morning for a Lime & Ginger Scrub and a
Full Body Massage. I probably get massages about 5-6 times per year at
various spas while on vacation and in my hometown (Seattle), and this
spa treatment was on par with most. However, the spa itself was not as I
expected. Since this was our first cruise, I really don’t know if all
cruise ships’ spas are like this or not, but the spa area itself was
really small. There is no ladies locker room or changing area, so plan
to change your clothes in your treatment room. There were also no
“extras” included, probably because all of the extras they could include
would already be part of your cruise experience (fitness center, hot
tub, etc). Therefore, the spa treatments seemed a bit pricey since there
were no extras.
Food: The Windjammer Café is the buffet restaurant on the ship. We went
there a few times for breakfast and lunch, but never for dinner. We
liked it, but after awhile, got a bit tired of the same ol’ thing. I am
a vegetarian, and there were very few options other than salad every
day. In the evenings we ate at the Tides Dining Room for our late
seating and LOVED the food there. We were apprehensive due to a few
reviews that were critical of the food, and while my husband is a
meat-eater, he primarily stuck with seafood, so we cannot comment on the
steaks  We got lucky with our dinner mates as we really enjoyed
the company of each of them from different areas of the country and
world.
There are 2 specialty restaurants on the ship that require a $20 fee,
but we only ate at one of them – Portofino – for the Murder Mystery
Dinner ($49 per person). This was so much fun, and at the start of the
mystery, my husband was pulled out by the “fortune teller” who told him
his secret desire was to be a runway model. My husband, in true improv
style, then proceeded to do a runway walk and pose for the crowd. What a
ham! Later, some told him that he looked like he’d done that before, and
yes, he pretends to be a model all the time when posing on escalators in
department stores. Funny stuff. The food at Portofino was wonderful!
The Sea View Café is tucked off in a corner of the ship, near the
Adventure Club. There, you can get everything from burgers, sandwiches
and fish n’ chips to milkshakes and other diner plates. My husband
overheard many people who commented on how they loved being able to
order a “fresh” burger and “real” milkshakes.
The Solarium Café is something not to be missed. There, you will find a
few quick, veggie options such as good pizzas and wraps, along with
crepes made to order! The crepes are available with a variety of
toppings such as butterscotch, strawberries, chocolate, ham or cheese.
The great thing about both the Solarium Café and the Sea view Café is
that they were both open very late (until 1 a.m.) for a late-night
snack.
One thing to note about the food options is that my husband purchased
the Beverage Plan, which was probably not worth the cost. With gratuity,
the cost was $55. He did not drink $55 worth of soda during the trip. To
do that, he would have had to have ordered more than three sodas per
day. Save a few dollars, and just order your drinks as you go.
Entertainment: There is SO MUCH entertainment happening on the ship all
of the time, that you can’t possibly see everything. We went to the
Quest Game Show, which is a MUST. It is sort of like a scavenger hunt,
but you don’t actually leave the room (the Safari Club) for the game. It
is a must for anyone who likes to have fun. Again, my husband was picked
out of the crowd to sit in a chair and allow other men to kiss his
forehead. Those men got “points” in the game, while my husband got a lot
of slobber on his forehead. (You had to be there.)
We went and saw one movie (Inside Man) on one of our days at sea. The
cinema on-board is structured with steep stadium seating, so it is
virtually impossible for anyone to block your view. However, we were a
tad surprised when the ship’s PA announcement for “Cash-Prize Bingo” was
broadcast right in the middle of the movie.
Our nightly escapades usually ended up with dancing and/or
people-watching in the The Vortex, the ship’s adult dance club. Jewel of
the Seas had several themed nights in The Vortex which were nothing less
than hilarious. We went to the Disco Night, with a special appearance by
the ship’s crew of the “Almost Original Village People” delivering an
entertaining performance. There was also a Ladies’ Night with the
Hunkamaniacs (think Chippendale-style dancing by the ship’s male crew)
again providing a “hot” performance.
Disembarking: Again, we read reviews about how painful this can be, but
we experienced no pain. Our cabin was scheduled to leave the ship in the
7th or 8th grouping, so I projected that to happen at about 9:40 a.m.
(they started exiting people at 8:30 a.m.). We were actually called at
9:35 a.m. and we were completely checked out, with luggage in hand by
10:10. The most challenging part of it was trying to find our shuttle to
take us to the airport. We had pre-paid with KTS Tours to pick us up and
take us to the airport, however, they were no where to be found. Next
time around we will just grab one of the gazillion cabs waiting at the
pier.
This cruise absolutely exceeded our expectations. We had no idea how
much fun we would have on the ship, away from the ports of call, and how
EXCELLENT the service would be from the crew. Whether it was our dining
crew, our cabin crew, the cruise director, and guest relations –
everyone was so friendly and helpful that we will definitely be cruising
on Royal Caribbean again!
Thank you to Royal Caribbean for helping to make our 10-year anniversary
so fun and memorable!