Royal Caribbean
Mariner of the Seas
Western Caribbean
Tom Harmening
Age: 58
Occupation: Business Consultant
Number of Cruises: 5
Sailing Date: February 26th, 2006
As residents of Florida, we only had a two-hour bus ride to reach Port Canaveral
and board The Mariner of the Seas, but as it turned out, that ride was the most
undesirable part of the trip. We used Cruise Connection and on the way to the
port, we were told that the “luxury bus” was not running and we were in very
uncomfortable s4eats. One the way home, we didn’t even have a bus – just a van
with 18 people jammed in it and a trailer hauling our luggage. Needless to say,
the next time we depart from Port Canaveral, we will drive over.
Checking in and loading were quick and within 30 minutes of arriving at the
terminal, we were on the 11th deck of the Mariner, enjoying lunch.
What can you say about the Mariner of the Seas? It is a huge ship with a
full-size basketball court, a miniature golf course, a rock climbing wall, an
ice rink, a huge theatre, a great night club, an indoor shopping mall,
conference center, spa, gym and enough restaurants and bars to keep you hopping
all week.
The crew works hard (mostly at night) to keep the ship clean (and no doubt
sanitary) and there are hand sanitizers throughout the ship, with signs
reminding you that a great vacation means staying well.
Our room attendant, Renold, was outstanding. The room (6-314) was always clean
and the towels fresh even though we hardly saw him. Errol was his assistant. I
can’t recommend them more highly.
There were some pleasant surprises and disappointments on this trip. In sum,
here they are:
Pleasant surprises:
• Chops Restaurant. Pay the $20 per person surcharge and enjoy this restaurant,
which compares well to the finer restaurants in major cities. The service is
outstanding, the view from the aft part of the ship is great and the food is the
best you’ll have on the trip. The next time we’re on board we plan to eat here
at least twice during the trip. FYI, our fellow travelers also raved about
Portofino’s (also an extra charge), but we did not eat there.
• The Ice Show. Outstanding and hard to believe that you’re at sea when you
watch this extravaganza on the ship’s ice rink. Don’t miss it.
• The shopping area. Its size alone will overwhelm you, but you are on one of
the largest cruise ships in the world.
• The friendliness of the staff, overall. Remembering your name, your drink and
food preferences. Seems easy on the cruise, but when you realize that they do
cruise after cruise, it’s really remarkable that they can give you such a
personal touch.
Disappointments:
• Food in the main dining room. Just wasn’t that good. Tasted institutional.
After three nights, we opted for other places to eat.
• Guest Relations. The group behind the counter had one goal – to sell you shore
excursions. If you presented them with any other problem, they were hopelessly
lost. Just one example: My wife broke a temple on her glasses and when asked,
they suggested we go to the jewelry shop in the main shopping area. Once there,
we were told there was no jeweler on the ship, the shop was only set up for
sales. (I remembered an optical shop at our next stop - Georgetown, Grand Cayman
- and we were able to get her glasses repaired there). Another time, we asked
Guest Relations about reservations at Chops and were told “Go up there and ask
them”.
• The drink card. At $42 each for unlimited soft drinks, the card is terribly
overpriced and we are sorry we bought it.
• The entertainment shows. Mostly retrospective looks back at the 60s and 70s
and obviously aimed at a very elderly audience. Talent was weak and the
entertainment director’s antics grew old very quickly.
Ports of call:
I should first state that my wife and I purchased no shore excursions, deciding
to do our “own thing” in each port. It worked well.
• Labadee, Haiti. I guess Royal Caribbean is afraid to call this place by its
proper name: Haiti (they refer to it as Hispanola, which would be like stopping
in Miami and describing it not as Florida or the U.S., but as “North America”.
Don’t miss this destination; it’s one of the best on the Western Caribbean
itinerary. Great beaches, great facilities, nice people (a little pressure from
some salesmen in the vending area, but you can ignore them). The scenic wonder
of this area is unforgettable.
• Ochos Rios, Jamaica. As usual, we had friends warning us about Jamaica, but I
spent the 2003 Iraq War in the Middle East, so I wasn’t about to hang on the
ship when this area was waiting just a short walk from the dock. Had a great
time and highly recommend visiting the Shaw Park Botanical Gardens, a short cab
ride ($10 each way) from the docks. There is a $6 admission charge, but the
gardens are well worth it. Besides, you’re only about three blocks from Mick
Jagger’s Jamaican home. The shopping are adjacent to the docks have all the
expected shops, including a tired, worn and loud Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville
restaurant.
• Grand Cayman. Our fifth trip here and the shopping is great, especially if
you’re looking for jewelry and watches. It’s a striking contrast to visit a very
developed, first-world island after the previous two stops.
• Cozumel. How sad. After Hurricane Wilma stalled over this island for 63 hours,
there’s little left. The docks are gone, so are many buildings and lots of
trees. The Mexicans are rebuilding, but one wonders how long it will be before
this island returns to its former beauty.
Disembarkment back at Port Canaveral was quick and efficient. It took us about
20 minutes once we left the ship until we were out in front of the terminal
building.
Overall, we found the trip to be relaxing and a great way to recharge the
batteries. The Mariner of the Seas is highly recommended, especially if you want
to be on one of the biggest ships now plying the Caribbean.