Age: 29
Occupation: Physician
Number of Cruises: 5
Cruise Line: Royal Caribbean
Ship: Splendour of the Seas
Sailing Date: January 2nd, 2005
Itinerary: Western Caribbean
Overall Impression
I traveled with my husband, his cousin and wife – all of us are late-20’s and
early-30’s. We had a terrific time. The food was terrific, the ship was clean,
and the staff was friendly.
Embarkation
There’s a lot of construction in Downtown Tampa, so finding the port was
difficult. Once we were there, embarkation went smoothly. Within fifteen minutes
of walking into the terminal, we were onboard.
Cabin
The cabin was tiny, but then again, we didn’t spend that much time in our cabin
other than sleeping. We had an adjacent cabin to the other couple that we were
traveling with. Nina, our cabin steward, was terrific. The water temperature in
the shower was good. There was a good selection of TV to watch – my favorites
were CNN International, the sitcom station, and music videos.
Passengers
It was a very white crowd, not as ethnically diverse as other ships that we’ve
been on, which was a bit disappointing. There were people of all ages onboard,
from small kids to senior citizens.
Ports
Costa Maya
This port was clearly manufactured by the cruising industry. You won’t find
anything resembling true Mexican culture here, unless you get on a bus. We
booked a snorkeling trip through a local vendor. Including transportation to
Majahual, a small fishing village about ten minutes away, this cost us $25 per
person, as opposed to booking through Royal Caribbean, which would have been $54
per person. The snorkeling was ok, and I think we got some extra time out on the
boat.
Belize City
Here’s the part where we got most frustrated with Royal Caribbean. The night
before, we were told that if we get in line between 7 and 8 am, we’ll get right
on a tender boat to Belize City. This was not the case. We were on line at 7:45
am. There were a couple hundred people waiting by the time we got in line, so
the line went up the stairs up to the third level. It was very disorganized with
people getting off the elevator and cutting in front of others. Then, in spite
of waiting for a while, they let a couple of hundred people who were booked on
excursions cut in front of us. It was rather frustrating. So, we didn’t get
ashore until about 8:45 am, barely arriving in time for our tour.
We booked Cave Tubing through www.ecotoursbelize.com because we had read some
terrific reviews. The rave reviews were well-deserved. Our tour guide Junior was
awesome. I highly recommend cave tubing; it’s a once in a lifetime thing to do.
You float in a tube through caves with a headlamp on. Then we went for lunch to
Amigos, a local restaurant. Once again, you can book through the ship for
$89/person, or through any local vendor for $60/person.
Cozumel
We took a taxi to Paradise Beach, which we were told was free with free lounge
chairs. But, nothing is free in Mexico. We either had to purchase drinks or food
or a $5 wristband to use the kayaks, trampoline, and climbing rock. That was no
big deal. The beach and restrooms were pretty clean.
Entertainment
Gavin, the Cruise Director, was good, other than his annoying overuse of the
expression “wooohoo!” On the first night, we had magician Mark Taylor who was
awesome. The next night was a show by the dancers/singers onboard. I forget the
name, but it’s your standard cruise show of let’s find a lame plot line and
throw together a bunch of scenes from musicals so that we appeal to every
generation on board. It was done well. Then we had John Davidson, the former
host of Hollywood Squares. He was somewhat entertaining. All I kept thinking
through the show was, man this guy got old! Next was “Jump, Jive, & Swing” with
the singers/dancers doing a little jig for the elders onboard – I fell asleep
about 10 minutes into it. We also had Yakov Smirnoff, who of course was funny,
but Al Romas, who is less known, was even funnier. The last night was Elaine
Lesley, the “International Singing Star” – who??? So we skipped that one. We
eavesdropped on the end, which was this terrible, melodramatic version of “Don’t
Cry for Me Argentina”, and were glad we skipped it.
The Gym
As I work out 5-6 days per week, I was there every day. I was impressed with the
facilities. It was clean. There were plenty of treadmills, elliptical trainers,
and bikes. There were also a few nautilus-style machines, free weights,
stability balls, and mats.
Food
Mmmmm yummy! The Windjammer, which is the buffet, had lots of choices and
excellent food. The soft-serve ice cream machines were a nice amenity, though
the ice cream was too icy, which I remember from working at a frozen yogurt
place as a teenager means that the machine isn’t working properly. The King and
I, which is the main dining room, was terrific for dinner. There were lots of
choices on the menu, and there was always a listing of vegetarian choices. We
gorged ourselves every night. Our waiter was good, but not the most friendly
that we’d encountered, possibly because her English wasn’t so good. She would
tell us that everything we ordered was a “very good choice” and “good I’m glad
you like” when she picked up our dishes.
Vegetarian Stuff
As a vegetarian, I feel obliged to mention my experience, as it’s a big
consideration for me when traveling. The vegetarian options onboard were good
and plentiful, even up in the Windjammer, and were far better than my experience
on Carnival. However, there are only so many times that you can eat some
variation of grilled vegetables on a bed of pasta/rice/starch. I would have
liked to see vegetarian options with more protein, like a tofu stir-fry.
Room Service
Not terribly punctual. On the first morning, we ordered room service to arrive
from 9-9:30. At 9:35, I called down and was told they had not received our
order, that “The children probably stole it” off of our door. So, we wandered up
to the Windjammer. In the meantime, around 9:45 we’re told, our breakfast was
delivered, but unfortunately, we had already left. Another day we ordered room
service, it arrived toward the later end of the half hour block that we
requested.
Security
Though I didn’t plan on encountering them, I was impressed with the security
officers on board. They were very professional. The issue that occurred was one
involving a single employee, and I certainly don’t hold it against Royal
Caribbean.
Debarkation
Debarkation was very smooth and ahead of schedule.